Contact us

I have included all this posts today to bring up this: if you have any strange occurrence, contact me (or really my assistant), message us on Twitter or email metalsreckoning@gmail.com. We will gladly look into it. They may actually help me find something. Though, I have a tight schedule, so my assistant will gladly go into the fray for your observation. What? Of course you will. Because I pay you for it.

The Assistant

My goodness, how could I! I forgot to introduce my fourth hand man. The creator of that poor excuse of a video that easily got hacked, The Assistant. And that is all you need to know.

Twitter

The Twitter account is up guys. @MetalsReckoning I proved him wrong, I did upload it quickly! Who thinks I need a raise?
-The Assistant

Update: I've been informed by employer that I am to "start learning to make better videos or he'll rip someone's eyes out. Charming.

Invader

It appears we had a pest write me a note. This isn't the best sign. This means he's here. I need to know his location. Anyone figure it out? Maybe I missed something. But in the meanwhile, hey Assistant! He uses the same crappy paint as you do. That's weird for him. Or maybe... Do you have evil thoughts and suicide tendencies? No? Good.

So, you want to be like that then. I remember you, I just don't want to. All these memories must be known, Our struggle must be told.

To Humanity

I would be pleased to say that I am happy you figure out my message, but instead am busy yelling at the assistant writing this for me. Anyway, it was an easy puzzle. If it wasn't, you wouldn't be here, would you. It would have been harder or better looking it I made instead of this idiot. After decades of trying to contact someone, all I could get is this lousy worker... No, you may not have a raise. Because I pay you already. With what? With you life, of course. I believe I should give all of you who found this a reward. What's a better reward than information. Nothing is! Well, to me there isn't. My name is Metal and I seek out something. Something that all of you will help me find. My idiot assistant will get the, what do you calling it Tweetums? I see, Twitter account up and running (don't get your fingers cross, if I could find better hired help, I would). To rely on the help of you, my friend is torture enough.