To Humanity

I would be pleased to say that I am happy you figure out my message, but instead am busy yelling at the assistant writing this for me. Anyway, it was an easy puzzle. If it wasn't, you wouldn't be here, would you. It would have been harder or better looking it I made instead of this idiot. After decades of trying to contact someone, all I could get is this lousy worker... No, you may not have a raise. Because I pay you already. With what? With you life, of course. I believe I should give all of you who found this a reward. What's a better reward than information. Nothing is! Well, to me there isn't. My name is Metal and I seek out something. Something that all of you will help me find. My idiot assistant will get the, what do you calling it Tweetums? I see, Twitter account up and running (don't get your fingers cross, if I could find better hired help, I would). To rely on the help of you, my friend is torture enough.